Sometimes I make lists… to avoid doing the things on said lists.
I just don’t want to do anything
That horrible moment when you get in the shower and realise you’ve forgotten to grab a towel.
29th Jan with 1 note- Kevin - "Chris Evans was in Not another teen movie"
- Me - "Oh yeah? Which one was he?"
- Kevin - "He was the guy that wears the scooshy cream on himself with the cherries on his nipples."
- Me - "Kevin, why were you looking at Chris Evans covered in Scooshy cream?"